Larry the Lamp (Sitting)
Larry the Lamp (Sitting)
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🔒No risk. No stress.
✅ You've got 60 days to give Larry a shot. If you don't get along, we'll take him back — and you'll get a full refund. Simple as that.
✅ The Larry Foundation is proud to report: 20,000+ successful adoptions and counting. 📈
"Bought this on a complete whim. Did not need a new lamp. Now it's the first thing I turn on when I get home and it just makes the whole vibe of the room." — Jack S.
"I was so unsure about this but oh my god. My brother thought it was hilarious when he opened it. Months later and he still brings it up." — Lucas M.
"Have had them on my shelf for a while now. Almost every person who visits comments on them haha." — Mia K.
"Genuinely great little lamps. They sit next to my monitor. Someone spotted them on a video call within the first five minutes. Solid purchase, no complaints." — Tom R.
"Ok I did NOT expect to love this as much as I do. Been on my nightstand for months now and the light is genuinely so cozy for reading at night. Thought it would be a one week thing. but it’s not." — Sara J.
Edison Invented the Light Bulb. We Gave It a Sense of Humor
For everyone who’s done with boring lamps.
Give a Gift They Won't See Coming 🎁😮
Candles, gift cards, and coffee mugs had a solid run. Then Larry showed up.
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Big. Switch. Energy. 📐
9 out of 10 women agree: this switch is the perfect size.
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Turn Larry On. Literally 😏
One gentle touch. No viagra required.
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Your Guests Will Want to Steal Him 👀
Grab two so they can keep an eye on each other.
Guaranteed to Give You a Lightbulb Moment
What Do You Gift Someone Who Already Has Everything? 🎁🤔
Socks? Gift cards? Or maybe a monthly subscription to pure boredom — bow included.
If you don’t want your gift to disappear into a drawer three minutes after unwrapping, you need something unforgettable.
Something that makes people ask:
“Why is there a little guy sitting there without pants… and why is he so well equipped?”
In short: You need Larry. And someone out there needs exactly this kind of gift.
Sleepless, Shameless and Pants-Less 🌙🩳
Picture this: It's Tuesday. You oversleep. Your dog has officially declared your favorite shoes a personal toilet — and a full mouse family — three generations deep — has moved into your cereal box. Rent-free, obviously.
You can literally feel your internal battery dying before your first sip of coffee. The day is already a disaster.
On your way to the bathroom, you walk past Larry. Sitting there. Smug as ever. Motionless... Pantsless... And somehow he still gets a smirk out of you.
Let's be honest: Some days are just crap. But you can make them a tiny bit easier to survive.
We Originally Wanted to Call Him Willy-Peter 🍆😏
We were excited. Briefly. Then reality hit.
Facebook? Instantly banned. Instagram? Reported for "inappropriate content."
And the packaging alone would've earned us a cease-and-desist from a real guy named Peter. With a lawyer.
So… back to the drawing board.
Three coffees, two arguments, and one heated debate about workplace ball-freedom later, someone finally said:
“What about Larry the Lamp?”
Silence. Then universal nodding.
4 Characters, 40 Variants, Endless Possibilities
With this many options, it's completely normal to lose your head for a moment. Once it's screwed back on, feel free to explore the rest of the Larry family.
Alright… time for the serious part
Frequently Asked Questions
How big is Larry the Lamp?
20 cm (7.9 in) tall and 17 cm (6.7 in) wide. Big enough to stand out, yet compact enough for any desk or nightstand.
How does the lighting work?
Larry the Lamp uses an energy-efficient, built-in LED unit that produces a pleasant, warm light — ideal for living rooms, bedrooms, or offices.
Larry also comes with three switch settings:
Up = Bright light
Middle = Off
Down = Soft light
Important: Larry the Lamp has a built-in rechargeable battery and is charged via USB-C. No direct mains power is required, and no batteries are needed.
Can I replace the bulb?
No, you can’t replace the bulb.
Isn’t that a bit too silly as a gift?
Exactly and that’s why it sticks. And honestly, that’s the whole point of a good gift ;)
What if I don’t like Larry the Lamp?
Not everyone has the same sense of humor and that’s totally fine. If Larry the Lamp isn’t your thing, you can return him anytime - no questions asked.
How long does Shipping take?
The exact shipping time depends on your location. You can find all the details in our Shipping Policy.
Do you need the Pythagorean theorem to set up a warning triangle?
Yes - because that’s the only way to ensure that the sum of the squared distances to the two nearest roadside markers stays constant, guaranteeing the aerodynamic stability of the warning triangle.
General Product Safety
Technical Specifications
- Colors: White, Yellow, Red, Blue, Pink, Black, Orange, Green
- Material: ABS Resin
- Dimensions: 20 cm (7.9 in) height, 17 cm (6.7 in) diameter
- Light Source: Built-in LED unit (not replaceable)
- Power: 3W
- Luminous Flux: approx. 400 lumens
- Color Temperature: 4000K (neutral white)
- Battery: Lithium battery, 1200 mAh
- Voltage: 5 V
- Power supply: Rechargeable battery operation
- Charging port: USB-C
- LED lifespan: approx. 30,000 hours
- Included: USB-C to USB-A charging cable
- Protection class: IP20 (for indoor use only)
Safety & Usage
- For indoor use only (IP20)
- Keep away from water and moisture
- Do not open or attempt to repair
- Keep out of reach of children
- Built-in LED — not replaceable, do not open the housing
- Charge only with the included USB-C cable
- Do not leave charging unattended
- If the battery is damaged, discontinue use immediately
CE-Marking & Disposal
- Meets european product safety requirements (CE marking)
- Contains a lithium battery — do not dispose of in household waste
- Please recycle at an approved Waste Electrical and Electronic Equipment (WEEE) collection point
Manufacturer Information
- Manufacturer:
Shantou Chenghai Meidi Plastic Craft Factory
East side of Chenghua Middle School
Chenghai District, Shantou City
China - Product Category:
Lighting / Lighting Technology (Lighting Fixtures)
Kunden lieben diese skurrile Sitzlampe und beschreiben sie als „supersüß“ und „wirklich gut gemacht“. Das warme Licht ist perfekt für Nachttische und Schreibtische. Während die meisten die solide Verarbeitungsqualität und das einzigartige Design loben, das „alle zum Lächeln bringt“, stellen einige fest, dass es kleiner als erwartet ist, und einige berichten von einer schlechten Verpackung mit beschädigten Kartons. Die Lieferzeiten variieren, einige Wartezeiten können bis zu zwei Wochen betragen.
- Wirklich solide gebaut, fühlt sich überhaupt nicht billig an
- Persönlich netter als auf den Fotos ehrlich gesagt. Das Licht ist warm und sehr angenehm.
- Ich habe das als Witz für mich verstanden. Es ist jetzt mein wertvollster Besitz.
Naughty lamp for naughty people
Love me some Larry
It was a gift and was very well received. The lamp gives off good light and can be placed anywhere.
Finally, a crazy gift
Shipping was fast, and communication with the seller was also excellent.
If you're looking for a unique lamp, you'll find it here.
I love gimmicks like this. Larry is so absurd that he actually comes across as stylish. Shipping took a little while, otherwise everything was great.
These lamps are the cutest thing ever. They make me giggle and to me, that is the whole point. Nice and bright.
These are super cute.. great features for the bathroom and study.. Usb charge is great. Although seems to be a possible fault with one.. I charged for longer to see if makes s difference, looks like a fault with charge point connection on Larry’s back! Not as bright as second one.. Standing Larry is definitely brighter even if I change lamp shades over. Pls contact me to arrange swap over. Cheers. Everyonr that visits.. comments on my Larry’s 😉😊🥰
Larry is fantastic and a welcome new member oc the family
Lamps are uber cute. Packaging was absolutely destroyed though. From looking at the post bag i had no idea the inside was completely crumpled. Not one box was saved. Had to remove them from the packaging and re box in new purchased gift box
Takes a while to arrive but worth it !
Good quality, good style 👍
Cute!!
Very cute lamps.
I love him!
I adore whimsey and Larry fits right in
Love it. Have the standing Larry Lamp too.
Très sympa mais délai de livraison un peu long…
Super süß
The packaging is shockingly bad. Arrived all crumped up. No protection that’s effective at all
Our whole extended family now has one of these, it started as a joke gift for my brother two years ago and somehow turned into a running tradition. We call it "getting Larry'd" xD
Genau wie erwartet.
Bought as a bridal shower gift and it was a huge hit, way better reaction than I expected
Really solid built, doesn't feel cheap at all which I was worried about in the first place
Gave this to my roommate for her birthday
Good lamp for the price, the switch takes a bit of getting used to
He's on my nightstand and I genuinely look forward to turning him on every night, sounds silly but its true
I have had this on my desk for about a month now and I am still happy every time I look at it
Really nice lamp, just took almost two weeks to arrive which was a bit annoying
Endlich mal was anderes
Bought this for my daughters apartment and she put it right on her nightstand. She was really pleased with it, so was I honestly.
Super easy to set up. Looks great on my desk and gets comments from literally everyone who comes in my office.