About Us

Hello. I'm Larry. I'm a lamp. And apparently the most qualified person in this circus who can introduce you to Lunikon.

Lunikon makes stuff. Everyday objects that could actually be quite normal, but for some reason aren't. Take me, for example. I'm a lamp. I light up. But that’s not enough for the folks at Lunikon, which is why I have to go pantsless for the rest of my life. Needless to say, I'm freezing my butt off in the winter.

But I digress. Lunikon. Here you get things that work—and look like someone thought about them too much. Or too little. I'm not even sure myself. You'll understand when you see them.

Some people buy gifts here. Some buy things for themselves and then say it was a gift. Lunikon doesn't ask questions. And neither do I, for that matter.

Another thing I can tell you: The people at Lunikon sleep very well at night. Probably because they know they didn't sell anyone a boring lamp. Or anything else boring, for that matter. That’s pretty much the mission here. Doesn't sound like much. But it is.

Anyway, I have to go now. I’ve still got a room to light up and no time for long goodbyes. If you happen to have some pants in size... uh, XXXXXXXXXS, let me know.

Yours, Larry